The Goonies: four horsemen of the rockpocalypse
30 Nov 2017
One Jump Forward, Three Decades Back
By Sara Bruskin Quick, what’s your favorite guilty-pleasure song? If you didn’t answer with a cheesy 1980s tune, we’re going to assume you’re lying, because Boulder County dwellers have shown their deep and abiding love for ’80s music by flocking to see The Goonies’ performances for years now. This hard-partying cover band has become iconic in our little corner of the world, and its singer, Ashley Eyre, attributes that '80s love to "the cheese that people don’t want to admit is just tucked into their hearts.”
Instruments: Guitar, bass and backup vocals
Hometown: Steamboat Springs, Colo.
Favorite song they play: “Welcome to the Jungle”— Guns N’ Roses
What he would bring back from the ’80s: Randy Rhoads, original Nintendo, thongs over spandex, Bon Scott (photo by lisa siciliano)

Instruments: Guitar, bass, keyboards and backup vocals
Hometown: Santa Barbara, Calif.
Favorite song they play: “White Wedding”—Billy Idol
What he would bring back from the ’80s: Speak & Spell,
Lite-Brite, My Little Pony
(photo by lisa siciliano)
Outside the Band
These rocking superheroes all maintain alter egos with full-time jobs in their everyday lives. Ashley works as an art therapist, Nate is a data scientist, Erik works with a French tennis-equipment company, and Ferid lays hardwood flooring. The Goonies have entertained the idea of taking their music full-time, but they don’t want to ruin the fun for themselves. Their performances are raging parties for the band as well as the audience. As it is, their legendary gigs have taken them all over Colorado, Utah and California.We Asked the Most Blasphemous Question
… and no, they never get tired of ’80s music. Two things keep the experience fresh for them: They put their own creative spin on every song in their repertoire, and they love the rush of excitement from the audience when an old favorite hits the speakers. “We should be sick of playing ‘Don’t Stop Believing,’” says Erik, “because we play it at every gig, but people just go crazy for it every single time, so we end up getting so into it.”
Instruments: Lead vocals, air guitar
Hometown: Agoura Hills, Calif.
Favorite song The Goonies play:
“Enjoy the Silence”—Depeche Mode
What she would bring back from the ’80s:
Michael Jackson, the Care Bears, Teddy Ruxpin (photo by lisa siciliano)

Instruments: Drums
Hometown: Rijeka, Croatia
Favorite song they play: “Separate Ways”—Journey
What he would bring back from the ’80s: His younger self
(photo by lisa siciliano)
To find a Goonies performance, check www.thegoonies80s.com/shows.
Early Days
The Goonies don’t have many disaster stories, but they started off with their fair share of newbie awkwardness, dealing with obscurity and ill-conceived stunt ideas. They spent their first winter playing at The Lazy Dog to a frequently empty room, and at one of the first house parties they ever played, they brought along 99 red balloons and released them, but the cops showed up before they even got to play the song “99 Red Balloons.”